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Jun. 24th, 2010 04:35 pm
nightdog_barks: (Red Devil)
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Via BoingBoing, behold the Linkbait Generator:

How Nightdog is part of the gay agenda
6 bits of Nightdog advice that will land you in the hospital
Is Nightdog treated unfairly in the USA?
Top 10 secrets of squirrels
8 ways to get rich with squirrels
Why squirrels suck: myth vs. reality
7 things about House and Wilson that are kind of gay when you think about it
(HA!)
6 shockingly evil things about House and Wilson
7 things Wilson has in common with a unicorn
10 ways that civilization could collapse because of House


Hee.

Date: 2010-06-24 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com
The "7 things about House and Wilson" made me snort iced tea all over the screen. :D And I wanna get rich with squirrels -- we've certainly got enough of the goddamned things.

Date: 2010-06-24 10:50 pm (UTC)
ext_25882: (Agent of Chaos)
From: [identity profile] nightdog-barks.livejournal.com
Hee! I had to giggle at the "7 things" one myself. The generator is silly fun -- something as innocent as soap gives you the wonderfully earnest topic 10 surprising ways soap will be different in 20 years.

I think if we could get rich with squirrels we could retire, there's so many of the little bastards. *g*

Date: 2010-06-25 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perspi.livejournal.com
AHAHA I especially love the bits of Nightdog advice that will land you in the hospital. ;)

Date: 2010-06-25 12:08 am (UTC)
ext_25882: (Mr. Natural)
From: [identity profile] nightdog-barks.livejournal.com
I'M INNOCENT, I TELLS YA!!!!

Heh, I gave it Perspi, and it spat out 5 reasons Perspi is the new medical marijuana. *g*

Date: 2010-06-25 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perspi.livejournal.com
Or how about: 10 epic fails involving perspi?!?

Date: 2010-06-25 02:30 am (UTC)
ext_25882: (House Celery)
From: [identity profile] nightdog-barks.livejournal.com
10 epic fails involving perspi?!?

A DAMNABLE LIE!

Date: 2010-06-25 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taiga13.livejournal.com
I got "8 things to fear about Taiga".

Date: 2010-06-25 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com
I put in "corgis" and got something about 8 despicable sex acts done with them. Which was more than a little appalling!

Date: 2010-06-25 01:12 am (UTC)
ext_25882: (Leash Dog)
From: [identity profile] nightdog-barks.livejournal.com
How about 10 reasons why Corgis should give you nightmares?

*g*

Date: 2010-06-25 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com
Heehee! I'm pretty sure he gives the cat nightmares all the time. :)

Date: 2010-06-25 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com
I also got:

"7 reasons why PWCorgigirl gets better with alcohol" *looks around shiftily*

Date: 2010-06-25 01:14 am (UTC)
ext_25882: (Teddy and Bird)
From: [identity profile] nightdog-barks.livejournal.com
I got 8 ways Taiga has been involved in political scandals.

MY GOD, WHAT COULD THEY MEAN? ;-D

Date: 2010-06-25 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackmare-9.livejournal.com
Is Nightdog treated unfairly in the USA?

Oh, yes. It's appalling.

Date: 2010-06-25 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perspi.livejournal.com
Probably because of posts like this: Why Blackmare and Nightdog should scare you more than Osama Bin Laden

Date: 2010-06-25 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackmare-9.livejournal.com
Why Blackmare and Nightdog should scare you more than Osama Bin Laden

... well, if your name is James Wilson ...

Date: 2010-06-25 02:46 am (UTC)
ext_25882: (Puccini)
From: [identity profile] nightdog-barks.livejournal.com
*primly*

I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.

Date: 2010-06-25 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackmare-9.livejournal.com
YOU JUST KEEP SNERKING AT ME, SNERKY McSNERKYPANTS, AND I'LL, I'LL ...

Hey, Nightdog? What'll I do? Help me out here, willya?

Date: 2010-06-25 03:47 am (UTC)
ext_25882: (Lisa and Stephanie)
From: [identity profile] nightdog-barks.livejournal.com
GROUP HUG!!!!!

... okay, so that's probably an inappropriate icon, but STILL.

Date: 2010-06-25 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverjackal.livejournal.com
There are ways to get rich with squirrels? Do share! I can diversify, we have five native species (counting ground squirrels) and one introduced...

Edited to add: I used that thing and:

8 shocking ways that Jackal has appeared in porn

D:
Edited Date: 2010-06-25 01:55 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-06-25 02:31 am (UTC)
ext_25882: (Cop Glasses)
From: [identity profile] nightdog-barks.livejournal.com
Heh heh heh. I knew you had your secrets, you sneaky Jackal.

;-)

Date: 2010-06-25 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverjackal.livejournal.com
:D

I don't think I could manage to act in a porno. Privacy issues aside, I just couldn't keep a straight face for any amount of money. The only thing that would work (maybe) would be if I was some sort of extra, slated to run onto a set and douse the actors with confetti or water or whipped cream or something and then run away. Because otherwise I simply couldn't keep my composure and take it seriously. Hysterical laughter = not good for the sexy starpower!

Date: 2010-06-25 02:08 am (UTC)
ext_31769: To Wong Foo pic (Calvin & Hobbes)
From: [identity profile] takes-a-fairy.livejournal.com
Heh. Speaking of squirrels: I saw one that was total road kill, today. Little fur ball was totally sprawled out on its back, dead as a rock.It made me think immediately of you. hee

Date: 2010-06-25 02:37 am (UTC)
ext_25882: (Skeleton Cross)
From: [identity profile] nightdog-barks.livejournal.com
Heh. Yeah, we get a lot of that (bad encounters with cars).

Date: 2010-06-25 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joe-pike-junior.livejournal.com
I got the gay agenda one, too. Rawrrr. Let me count the ways.

8 reasons to fear joe_pike_junior
1. My cooking?

Date: 2010-06-25 05:09 pm (UTC)
ext_25882: (Three Owls)
From: [identity profile] nightdog-barks.livejournal.com
Hee! I got 5 reasons Joe_Pike_junior is the new Christianity.

Which is madly intriguing, to say the least. *g*

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