New Toy

[nightdog_barks]

Via BoingBoing, behold the Linkbait Generator:

How Nightdog is part of the gay agenda
6 bits of Nightdog advice that will land you in the hospital
Is Nightdog treated unfairly in the USA?
Top 10 secrets of squirrels
8 ways to get rich with squirrels
Why squirrels suck: myth vs. reality
7 things about House and Wilson that are kind of gay when you think about it (HA!)
6 shockingly evil things about House and Wilson
7 things Wilson has in common with a unicorn
10 ways that civilization could collapse because of House

Hee.

Comments

[pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com]

The "7 things about House and Wilson" made me snort iced tea all over the screen. :D And I wanna get rich with squirrels -- we've certainly got enough of the goddamned things.

[perspi.livejournal.com]

AHAHA I especially love the bits of Nightdog advice that will land you in the hospital. ;)

[taiga13.livejournal.com]

I got "8 things to fear about Taiga".

[blackmare-9.livejournal.com]

Is Nightdog treated unfairly in the USA?

Oh, yes. It's appalling.

[silverjackal.livejournal.com]

There are ways to get rich with squirrels? Do share! I can diversify, we have five native species (counting ground squirrels) and one introduced...

Edited to add: I used that thing and:

8 shocking ways that Jackal has appeared in porn

D:

[takes-a-fairy.livejournal.com]

Heh. Speaking of squirrels: I saw one that was total road kill, today. Little fur ball was totally sprawled out on its back, dead as a rock.It made me think immediately of you. hee

[joe-pike-junior.livejournal.com]

I got the gay agenda one, too. Rawrrr. Let me count the ways.

8 reasons to fear joe_pike_junior
1. My cooking?