nightdog_barks: (Pink Raygun Zzz)
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This is why I love reading the NY Post on occasion: Former NY Knicks player says he was abducted by aliens two weeks ago.

“Now I’m sharper and s--t,” he says of the abduction’s aftermath. “I am retaining information.”

And perhaps a pertinent part of the story?

Also, he has been taking Percocet to offset his pain from surgery to repair the patellar tendon in his right knee, the injury that sidelined him in May 2012.

:D

There's also a Heartwarming Story™ of an FDNY worker rescuing a dog from a window ledge. With film! *g*

Date: 2013-07-13 10:17 pm (UTC)
pwcorgigirl: (corgi good dog)
From: [personal profile] pwcorgigirl
Aww, that's so sweet about the dog rescue. And what a good dog for being so good about being grabbed by a stranger.

Date: 2013-07-14 01:07 am (UTC)
taiga13: (aurora borealis)
From: [personal profile] taiga13
What is it with aliens abducting just Americans? Why don't we ever hear about them abducting Ethiopians or Mongolians or Bolivians?
That was a sweet story about the dog.
I just got back from a hike in Yoho National Park, it was gorgeous. You can see where the recent flooding has changed the landscape in places.

Date: 2013-07-14 02:44 am (UTC)
taiga13: (tree of life)
From: [personal profile] taiga13
That's where we hiked, Emerald Lake! The lodge is beautiful too, a wedding was taking place there.
I see Zimmerman was acquitted. Maybe the aliens want information on THAT.

Date: 2013-07-14 03:39 am (UTC)
taiga13: (Ignatius O'Reilly)
From: [personal profile] taiga13
At lunch I met a chipmunk who is clearly used to getting treats from hikers - he almost climbed right into my lap. One of the group kept scolding him "shoo! shoo!" as if HE was invading OUR home instead of the other way around.
Re Zimmerman, I understand that there's no proof of what happened that night with Martin being dead and all, yet Zimmerman was walking around with a gun. Maybe it's the cultural difference, but I just can't understand why someone would do that unless they were planning on shooting someone.

Date: 2013-07-14 02:38 am (UTC)
silverjackal: (Default)
From: [personal profile] silverjackal
Heh to the drugged-up alien experience. Apparently when people take Ayahuasca they tend to experience lizard people who claim to be from other planets, so...

The dog thing made me smile. The firefighter did an excellent job (though I was saying "Snare pole, where's the snare pole?" (Every police and fire department here has at least one snare pole - ample wildlife, ample reason to use it.) I'm also impressed with how gentle and accepting that Chow Chow was. As a breed they tend to be less tolerant, and I very much thought the man was at risk for being bitten. Happy ending, though! :)

Date: 2013-07-14 03:25 am (UTC)
silverjackal: (Default)
From: [personal profile] silverjackal
So *he's* the source of that nonsense about Queen Elizabeth being a lizard. :D Oh hell. :D :D :D Er, I think it's obvious that I have a bit of contact with the more unusual side of life yes? Some stuff is just so crackers that I can't believe anyone takes it seriously though. Actual LOL to your "reptoids". I suppose it's up there with "Truthers" (the folks who claim 9/11 wasn't as it appeared, not because of some mysterious geopolitical jockeying -- which could be argued -- but because those jets crashing into the towers couldn't have caused them to collapse). I just about blew beer through my nose when I first encountered that argument. Basic physics, have they heard of it? A fully loaded jet with a full tank of fuel flying at that speed? Oh hell yes it has the power to mow through concrete and steel! D:

Edit also, apologies dor the excessive profanity. I feel no pain, thanks to tasty liquid analgesic this evening.
Edited Date: 2013-07-14 03:27 am (UTC)

Date: 2013-07-14 03:46 am (UTC)
silverjackal: (Default)
From: [personal profile] silverjackal
The Ayahuasca thing seems to be a legitimate phenomenon, though. Multiple people, after taking the drug independently and not hearing about it from other people, report the same thing. They have visions of intergalactic lizard people who claim to be the hidden rulers of the universe. To which the shamans counter "... They're lying, of course..." and then explain more of their traditional cosmology. Given that mammals are just a fancy offshoot of reptile, I suppose the drug might be triggering something in our minds. I have no proof, for example, but I suspect a lot of dragon lore might be based on people "remembering" things like Komodo dragons as well as assorted crocodilians. Have I ever mentioned going down into the sacred well that used to house crocodiles at Kom Ombo? It was amazing, and a part of me kept expecting the holy reptiles to still be there for all there have been no crocodiles near that part of the Nile for centuries.

Date: 2013-07-14 04:03 am (UTC)
silverjackal: (Default)
From: [personal profile] silverjackal
Yes. Some others do, too, but Ayahuasca is known as the one that's supposed to make you vomit. That, and the whole preparation by being chewed by other people and spat into a pot, from which the celebrant then drinks it with a straw... even if I was they type to be tempted by drugs this would not be one. :D

And yes -- intergalactic lizard people with grandiose megalomaniacal fantasies.

Date: 2013-07-14 04:55 am (UTC)
silverjackal: (Default)
From: [personal profile] silverjackal
I admit to curiosity myself, but there are other ways of taking DMT (the psychoactive ingredient) without vomiting up everything one has ever eaten. I did try a different botanical once for spiritual purposes, and it did not go well. A dosage that should have been barely perceptible (it was a salve) made me hallucinate incoherently (though I knew what was happening, and was completely shocked that I was reacting) and then I was horribly sick the next day. Not worth it, alas. It could be that I'm sensitive, given how much I smell/taste, etc. but a life of drug exploration is obviously not for me. Boorring! Yes, I know. :) (I chewed coca while I was in Bolivia, too. No lime to activate it, no effects, and it tastes not-very-good.)

Date: 2013-07-14 05:43 am (UTC)
silverjackal: (Default)
From: [personal profile] silverjackal
I've heard from others how remarkable their experiences with various pharmaceuticals could be. It's a shame that the U.S. government is so paranoid about coca because the anti-nausea and analgesic effects could be very useful for folk suffering through things like chemotherapy. The whole line about what is an acceptable drug (alcohol, nicotine) and what is not (marijuana) is absurd. It's not an automatic slippery slope that letting people have access to pot also means letting them have access to heroin.

...has the potential to produce some VERY INTERESTING dreams.

Not the same but I've taken a couple of different forms of malaria prophylaxis (since the varieties of the disease in different parts of the world differ). I was on Mefloquine for a long time while I was in East Africa, and after about a month and a half I started having these bizarre unpleasant technicolour dreams. There was no other possible cause, since I had ingested nothing unusual and wasn't even drinking more than the occasional beer at the time. The dreams tapered off on their own, thankfully, and since then when I've needed anti-malarials I've used Malarone with no ill effects.

Flip side, I've been engaged in some fairly intense personal practice to cope with everything life is flinging at me lately, and I've been having these strange dreams representing various griefs/losses/fears. In one case I was walking across a gravel stretch absolutely covered with the corpses of giant, bird eating tarantulas. Drugs? Who needs drugs? And on that note I should say good night! :)

Date: 2013-07-14 03:14 pm (UTC)
pwcorgigirl: (cuddling kittens)
From: [personal profile] pwcorgigirl
I think he was a telecommunications worker for the Fire Department. They must have some kind of dedicated equipment on utility poles because the guy had a cherry picker truck.

I was also surprised at how easy-going the Chow was. Poor thing probably realized she was in a real fix and needed a person to get her out of it.

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