Friday Night

[nightdog_barks]

Making dinner, but couldn't resist sharing this:

Man says drug paraphernalia in his house belongs to Jesus.

... the officers reported finding a tube of aluminum foil burnt on one end and a teaspoon with possible residue and burn marks on its underside.

According to arrest records, Dunn denied that the items were his and told officers that they may belong to Jesus, who was setting him up.

*beams*

Comments

[blackmare-9.livejournal.com]

Where's Perspi?

Perspi?

Remember that fic idea you had the other night? Something to do with a character who was a Not-Genius?

Yeah. I'm suggesting what you think I'm suggesting.

[perspi.livejournal.com]

I am here! We're watching The Golden Compass. And I scored an invite into AO3! But I'm probably going to wait till tomorrow to upload anything.

And OMG WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING? YOU, YOU SUGGESTER, YOU.

[namasteyoga.livejournal.com]

Jesus, who was setting him up.
Damn, I knew we couldn't trust that bastard.

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

I just about fell off the couch laughing. That Jesus, always with the tricky parables! You never could tell what he was talking about!

*g*

[spotts1701.livejournal.com]

Huh, so Jesus really is a dirty hippie. Who knew?

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

It's a revelation.

;-D

[pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com]

All those parables that don't make sense? Obviously Jesus was high when he was thinking that stuff up! :D

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

Now I'm one toke over the line, sweet Jesus,
One toke over the line --
Sittin' downtown in a railway station,
One toke over the line.

Heh.

[blackmare-9.livejournal.com]

I meant to quote that song over here, several hours ago.

And then I forgot, and now I see it's too late.

[blackmare-9.livejournal.com]

Either that, or our perp really meant to accuse his neighbor. You know, Jesus Gonzalez. Or Garcia, or Hernandez, or whatever the hell it was, man.

[chewy-101.livejournal.com]

Ok, this comment wins for the most hilarious. Damn, LOL!