Quantum Email

So, I got this email this morning that was routed directly into my Spam folder. I always take a quick look at the junk in Spam before I delete it, because really, sometimes it's funny.

This particular email was from "Psychic Medium Ron," and the subject line read "Today I can help change your future."

And I thought, well, anyone can change their future! The real trick would be changing your past.

Isn't there a story here? It feels like there should be a story here. Psychic Medium Ron, indeed! :D