Dancing Around the Four Sides

I know! Did you click on the link for that artist's other works? They're all like that -- Jesus as a muscled hunk with a friendly, ultra-brite Hollywood smile on his face and not a hint of Mediterranean ethnicity. Don't get me wrong -- I think the model is pretty damn hot, but he's a far cry from what I'd think of as an ancient Hebrew guy who works with his hands a lot. :-D