Dancing Around the Four Sides

"Last week we saw House struggle with how to be a good boyfriend to the woman he loves and a good father to an adorable orphan. On this week's don't-miss episode, House struggle with how to be a good boyfriend to the woman he loves and a good father to an adorable orphan. Next week, in the MOST SHOCKING EPISODE EVER, House struggle with how to be a good boyfriend to the woman he loves and a good father to an adorable orphan!"
Heh, that's something that always bugged me when my brothers and friends taught anatomy to their daughters. Everything in that area is "vagina". I'd tell them that they should say "vulva", but surprisingly they weren't interested in taking childrearing advice from a childless person ;)
I just checked out house_wilson to see what happened and was horrified by the ending. No way would Cuddy accept that. Either she has to change their relationship (because he won't) or end it (which would destroy him and therefore kill patients). See, that's why you don't date employees.
Vicodin? I smell foreshadowing of a relapse.