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nightdog_barks ([personal profile] nightdog_barks) wrote2012-06-19 12:44 pm

Your Argument is Invalid

You know, I really think the correct response to someone shouting "UR MOM'S A WHORE" is not "Are you a homosexual?"*

Errands to run today, blah blah blah. Also started reading The Fry Chronicles last night, the second volume of Stephen Fry's autobiography. So far it is good, although for some reason the font size in the book is LARGE. And it's not even one of those "larger print for geezers like me" editions. Odd.


*I think my response would be a curt "Fuck you," but maybe that's just me.**
**Also, just to be clear, it is never okay to shout "UR MOM'S A WHORE." Not ever.
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[personal profile] armchair_elvis 2012-06-20 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't read the second volume yet, although I gave it to a friend when it first came out. There are some parts of Moab Is My Washpot that are really personal, almost poignant, and on a quick skim I think this one's more... showbiz-y?

I think it was reading Moab that made me a Fry fan, actually.
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[personal profile] armchair_elvis 2012-06-20 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
I knew I'd quoted from it on [livejournal.com profile] literaryquotes, so I went back to have a look. I love this one:

When August the twenty-fourth came round however, when it was my birthday, my eighteenth birthday, so Jo tells me, my mother was inconsolable all say, weeping and sobbing like a lost child, which is, I am afraid, how I am weeping as I type this. I am weeping for the shame, for the loss, the cruelty, the madness and again the shame and the shame and the shame. Weeping too for mothers everywhere, yesterday, today and tomorrow, who sit alone on the day of their child's birth not knowing where their beloved boy or their darling girl might be, who might be with them or what they might be doing. I am weeping too for grown-up children so lost to themselves and to hope that they squat in doorways, lie on beds, stare in stupors high or wired, or sit alone all eaten up with self-hate on their eighteenth birthday. I am weeping too for the death of adolescence, the death of childhood and the death of hope: there are never enough tears to mourn their passing.
Edited 2012-06-20 05:08 (UTC)