My goodness! I SHOULD recognize this, I was a tween in 1986, but I don't. I remember the era well, though. I cracked up when TaigaSis told me that she has "Funky Called Medina" on her iPod because it has a good beat for jogging :)
that's Geordi LaForge (heh) as the police detective.
Ahh, I never would have recognized him!