Mmm hm. Sounds sort of on the level of the mirrored flocked wallpaper in this one house where I worked. A '70s remnant, the current owners were not the culprits, but the whole house was just, just eye-poppingly bad.

And in fairness, the Sponge Paint Polka-Dots weren't this man's doing, either. And some of the house's wallpaper, he has ditched in favor of plain old paint and in a pleasant color, so it's not all horrendous. He just seems to have no concept whatsoever of "these things do not belong together."

I have a feeling he's probably not a very good cook.