Did you see this story (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/8544298.stm) on the man who lost his license for a year in England when he was caught taking his dog for a "walk" in his car?

(OK, it was only the most recent citation he got, but it was still the one that put him over the top.)

I love his attorney's comment:
In mitigation, his solicitor, Paul Donoghue, said: "He accepts it was a silly thing to do, borne out with an element of laziness."