How dare you insult my typos when I'm not here to defend myself? There's a jar of Jif Peanut Butter in front of me; that may explain it. But no, I was definitely thinking of sex.

That's actually been happening to me a lot lately. I almost turned in a current event where I wrote the word "demon" instead of "person." I think I'm getting subliminal messges FROM THE OTHER SIDE.